Best Wines to Take to Deserted Isle?

The brilliant Andy Perdue published a tasty article this week about his favorite wine picks if stranded on a deserted isle. This coincides with my annual viewings of Naked and Afraid – the Discovery show wherein a man and a woman are left to fend for themselves for 21 days without food or water. Why wouldn’t I apply to that show under those amazing circumstances? (insert eye roll) Mad props to folks who apply and compete, but for me? My one-item I bring everywhere I go is my bartender’s two-step wine opener – I wouldn’t get past TSA with it, much less to a place that wouldn’t provide me with wine. Hmph.